SnurklesMcGee
Canada
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
elmoisdead2131
Hey, well, happy birthday anyway
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
clementine8
United States
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Anonymous
Aalborg, Denmark
Hello?
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
fantastic
France
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
homealone
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Top comments
jen1097 25
At least they're thinking about you. But decline, let them have their day :)
SixthSinEnvy 39
Psh, go for it. Skip out before dessert so they can enjoy some of their dinner alone and head to the bar. Think of the free food!
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Comments (42)
jen1097 25
At least they're thinking about you. But decline, let them have their day :)
cheeeksss 29
I go out with my parents almost every year on Valentine's Day. They guilt trip me for not "loving" them if I try to get out of it :|
mikepzz 27
I can assure you, the dad doesn't want you home when they get back. Lol
Leauge 13
Op politely decline their offer, and saw you don't have to go out to have a good time.
shortswimmer17 28
yay for being a third wheel :) but I agree with #1
SixthSinEnvy 39
Psh, go for it. Skip out before dessert so they can enjoy some of their dinner alone and head to the bar. Think of the free food!
tailahjanae 14
I agree with #4 OP! Chances are, the people at the bar are on Valentine's Day strike as well Resources: this was me 3 years ago.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Good luck OP!!
whysobeachy 37
For what?
vikky538 29
Its time to take care of your love life.
laurellkawes 31
You're parents are sweet☺️
amal98 17
Your*??
rosha267 21
That's strangely sweet of them!
jake131000 21
I'm spending Valentine's Day alone. Kind of like every other day. Don't worry eventually you'll find your person.