By idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - 18/12/2012 21:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Suuuure, OP. Your wife put it there. Gotcha ;)

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lostcrazydiamond 10

I find your username amusing, OP. You don't like them "that much"?

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2ndSucks 15

Now you know why Chris in accounting has been looking at you funny.

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californiapoppy 11

Maybe she's trying to tell you something... For Christmas this year you could buy the both of you a pair of Wranglers

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buckdharma 36

If cowboy butts were candy and nuts... you might be a ''oh henry.''

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GrangerGal9089 6

It's better than "I drive my nuts into cowboy butts."

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danielhartlesss 13

OP needs to put a sticker on her car, "All I want, is some cowgirl ****"

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Rumbelle_fml 22

Except that "****" is widely considered to be far more offensive than "butt", and some people have no qualms about defacing the property of others when they take offense. So that might not be a very wise move.

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deaddonkey 15

FYL bumper stickers usually suck in general.

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R4inb0wBrit3 13

My mother put a "daddy's girl" bumper sticker on my stepfathers car.

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Enslaved 36

Come on, that's funny as hell! Get another bumper sticker that says, "This is my wife's car!" next to the "Honk if you're Horny"! ***I once had a bumper sticker that read, "Bend over, I'll drive". I wasn't brave enough to put it on my car. :P

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