Transportation: Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that...

By idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - 18/12/2012 21:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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Odd reason, but OK

By firedsucks - 20/03/2021 17:01

Today I got fired from a very promising new job where I made three times my previous salary from my previous job. Why? Because of a personal belonging, my bumper sticker that says, "How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." FML

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Proud

By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31

Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 04:59 - United States

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

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Street art

By German;) - 19/09/2019 04:00

Today, I came outside to see someone had written on my car, "I love your hairy butt, pubes, and fat girlfriend!" multiple times. I wouldn't have been bothered if all those things weren't true. FML

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Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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Before you get mad…

By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 8:59

Suuuure, OP. Your wife put it there. Gotcha ;)

lostcrazydiamond 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:00

I find your username amusing, OP. You don't like them "that much"?

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YourPainMyGain 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:16

Sounds like you meant to post this on fmywife, oops!

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:48

I love your wife.

PunkCupcake 12

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:52

I did that to one of my guy friends once, it said "I <3 Alberta Beefcakes" and it took him 5 months to find out.

BananerzFresh 12

Friday 21 December 2012 1:11

Now you know why they have been laughing at you at work. tisk tisk

lotusenta 14

Friday 21 December 2012 19:29

gee, maybe, just maybe, you deserved it for not actually paying attention to things your wife does.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:10

she's probably laughing at it too

secretlady99 6

Wednesday 9 October 2013 21:19

hahaha your wife is awesome!

angrymexicanwee 8

Friday 20 June 2014 16:47

You go cowgirl

Wendy O Koopa 5

Thursday 13 July 2017 9:38

and on that date shopping for the second car began in Ernest

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