By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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mubaki 18
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stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

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caancoha 0
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Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

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drano 0
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now it smells even worse :O

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RR05 0

haha you probably didn't stand a chance anyway. your probably ugly!

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Snuzzlescuf 0
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WOOOOOOOOOW way to be a douche lol XD

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iBimmer 0
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YDI for having a huge nose.

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mercilessadi 0

Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is dickhead coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..

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newmanlyman3 8
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don't drink dumb ass. That's not smart

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jessaiee 17
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@12 Wow. Your post gave me cancer

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SaintJimmy 0
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That's a mental image I did not want. I can't imagine how things must smell now. Ick.

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mubaki 18
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stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

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caancoha 0
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Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

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ndawgg 6
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I had this happen to me once. A little Listerine on a Q tip and swab nose gently. Smelled like mint and didn't smell like barf after the mint wore off.

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curryndricegirll 0

you mean this is normal? i didn't think that was possible. next time i have to barf *knock on wood* i'll just let it out

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spinningmills 0
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Your vomit has to go somewhere if you block your mouth, and since your mouth and nose connect it goes through the nearest hole.

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FML_FYL_YDI 0

Ugh. That must have been terrible. But I laughed out loud.

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AlexZB 0
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i think i sum up everyones thought when i say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Mvibes 0

Ewwwww....Nasty man. That must have burned

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JarJarBinks_fml 0
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How can this not be a YDI? You can't hold your liquor, your fault for drinking too much

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fml_buster 0

Did you bend down to actually pick up your bag? or was it some other reason? Hmmm...

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reapfml 0
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Oh, crap that happened to me once. It sucks

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