Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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mubaki
| 18
stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch
By
caancoha
| 0
Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.
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drano
| 0
now it smells even worse :O
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faildood
| 0
why?
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RR05
| 0
haha you probably didn't stand a chance anyway. your probably ugly!
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Snuzzlescuf
| 0
WOOOOOOOOOW way to be a douche lol XD
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iBimmer
| 0
YDI for having a huge nose.
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mercilessadi
| 0
Ydi
y
coz u r a bitch
coz u have camel toe
coz ur bf is dickhead
coz he has gf like u
coz u blower him
coz u like to be cozy
coz u spill it here
coz it gets published
coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one)
coz I feel u desereve it
coz u wasted my time readin it
coz u wasted my iPhone battery
coz am out of coz..
y
coz u r a bitch
coz u have camel toe
coz ur bf is dickhead
coz he has gf like u
coz u blower him
coz u like to be cozy
coz u spill it here
coz it gets published
coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one)
coz I feel u desereve it
coz u wasted my time readin it
coz u wasted my iPhone battery
coz am out of coz..
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newmanlyman3
| 8
don't drink dumb ass. That's not smart
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jessaiee
| 17
@12 Wow. Your post gave me cancer
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SaintJimmy
| 0
That's a mental image I did not want. I can't imagine how things must smell now. Ick.
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mubaki
| 18
stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch
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caancoha
| 0
Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.
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ndawgg
| 5
I had this happen to me once.
A little Listerine on a Q tip and swab nose gently. Smelled like mint and didn't smell like barf after the mint wore off.
A little Listerine on a Q tip and swab nose gently. Smelled like mint and didn't smell like barf after the mint wore off.
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curryndricegirll
| 0
you mean this is normal? i didn't think that was possible. next time i have to barf *knock on wood* i'll just let it out
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spinningmills
| 0
Your vomit has to go somewhere if you block your mouth, and since your mouth and nose connect it goes through the nearest hole.
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FML_FYL_YDI
| 0
Ugh. That must have been terrible. But I laughed out loud.
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AlexZB
| 0
i think i sum up everyones thought when i say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Mvibes
| 0
Ewwwww....Nasty man.
That must have burned
That must have burned
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JarJarBinks_fml
| 0
How can this not be a YDI? You can't hold your liquor, your fault for drinking too much
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fml_buster
| 0
Did you bend down to actually pick up your bag? or was it some other reason?
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
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reapfml
| 0
Oh, crap that happened to me once. It sucks