By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 515
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Same thing different taste

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stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.


RR05 0

haha you probably didn't stand a chance anyway. your probably ugly!

mercilessadi 0

Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is ******** coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb ***** get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..

That's a mental image I did not want. I can't imagine how things must smell now. Ick.

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

I had this happen to me once. A little Listerine on a Q tip and swab nose gently. Smelled like mint and didn't smell like barf after the mint wore off.

curryndricegirll 0

you mean this is normal? i didn't think that was possible. next time i have to barf *knock on wood* i'll just let it out

Your vomit has to go somewhere if you block your mouth, and since your mouth and nose connect it goes through the nearest hole.


Ugh. That must have been terrible. But I laughed out loud.

i think i sum up everyones thought when i say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mvibes 0

Ewwwww....Nasty man. That must have burned

How can this not be a YDI? You can't hold your liquor, your fault for drinking too much

fml_buster 0

Did you bend down to actually pick up your bag? or was it some other reason? Hmmm...

Oh, crap that happened to me once. It sucks