Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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Top comments
kurodansei 16
You better figure it out!!! With hand writing like that you may have a Doctor on your hands!
uoeno_fml 20
Plot twist: he meant to make the note illegible.
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Comments (85)
Not_Impressed13 9
I'm sorry my writing was so bad... :-(
asherm 15
"Great" guys aren't the ones you meet at bars and sleep with the first night. Those are fun guys, and you were fun girl to him. He's just not that into you....
Not_Impressed13 9
Funny part is, I met my GF that way 20 years ago..
rinoa_fml 10
And she's still your GF and not your wife?
sanecatlady 13
Is that the only way people meet these days? At a bar? Yeah, that'll be a nice story for your kids when they ask how you and daddy met, or "Who is my daddy?"
Alen_Walker 2
Must have been a doctor
TheSnowQueen 3
You could have just left your number with a note saying you couldn't make out his writing. Unless he's overly sensitive he wouldn't have minded being told his writing was illegible and if he wanted he could have called you...
kaduzy 12
I'm with the people who think he did it on purpose. You got pumped and dumped, dude.
noaige 6
Must be a doctor. You've found a keeper.
buddy_J 16
You're never going to find a nice guy in a bar. :/ that's stupid to think so.
Rallred32 20
This guy was probably so wasted from the night before he forgot how to write.
Alexthegreat475 13
It may have been purposeful