Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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kurodansei 16
You better figure it out!!! With hand writing like that you may have a Doctor on your hands!
uoeno_fml 20
Plot twist: he meant to make the note illegible.
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Comments (85)
villain1987 1
Real slutty
Thorvald22 17
Where is your prince? Not in a bar. YDI. I hope you realize he did that on purpose...
KoolKidKarson 3
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molleyla 7
What a great way to be a jerk. Purposely giving you an unreadable number, that way he will always be a nice guy.
FireFang1331 13
Why do people assume it was on purpose and this guys a jerk? I mean yeah it's possible, but you never know. I don't have great handwriting, but I can write numbers well. Maybe he's the opposite and just can't write numbers very clearly? Yes it's possible he did it on purpose, but it's just as possible he didn't. I say OP should post the note and see if someone can interpret the number!
Sredit 11
You could've left a note with your number explaining the situation? Just a thought!
FireFang1331 13
It's possible that they were at her house instead of his, in which case that wouldn't work...but yeah if op was at the guys house then definately leave a number! or heck, go back to the address later!
itsmimi121 8
he obviously did not intend on seeing you again, but he was trying to be polite by leaving a note as he ran out. he'll also never return that bar. maybe next time exchange numbers before you take him home with you?
KortnieNicole 1
that's what you get taking a guy home from the bar lol
schalk 12
Sort your ******* life out OP what kind of person sleeps with someone on the night they meet?
milob92 5
test out each damn probable number!