Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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kurodansei 16
You better figure it out!!! With hand writing like that you may have a Doctor on your hands!
uoeno_fml 20
Plot twist: he meant to make the note illegible.
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Comments (85)
an3ph 20
Incoming pregnancy FML.
ctlnaaia71 8
Go back to the bar!
commandercolbert 6
..but you met him at a bar what did you expect lol
mdcdeve 10
Clearly a match made in heaven.
kellyem2 20
At least he didn't leave without saying goodbye right?
xcanox 9
#48 He won't be saying "hello" again, though.
mdcdeve 10
Indeed, well unless he's Lionel Richie.
Raging_hamster 5
What the hell is wrong with all these people ******* strangers? This was never an option for me.
TheMathMajor 26
Good for you. It's a good thing everyone is different, then.
jweb1434 6
Start calling whatever number you think it is until you reach him lol
worldclassrager 41
Hope you see him again soonxx
animalxcrackers 20
Might've been on purpose...
dreadbeat69 12
He probably did it on purpose. That is actually a great idea.