Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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kurodansei 16
You better figure it out!!! With hand writing like that you may have a Doctor on your hands!
uoeno_fml 20
Plot twist: he meant to make the note illegible.
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Comments (85)
alex_gen 39
Sex with a stranger? You might have Herpes now. YFDI
EmmaMK 35
We all do silly things when drinking but maybe ask your mates to look our for you if might happen again. He know where you live (and drinks) if he's interested.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
scavenger hunt,,
driinkbleach 18
On one hand its possible he meant for it to be illegible; on the other hand if he didn't want to see you again he could have just left without leaving a note. Either way he knows where you live so if he wants to find you he will.
Cyrren 22
This was on purpose: let her down easy. If you can't read it then it makes you feel like he was interested and your fault for not being able to read the note. So he gets away with a one night stand and being "the one that got away". This guy is brilliant.
ahh_rats 15
That's so old school lol I've yet to meet a decent girl at a bar honestly
raininginseattle 9
Just a note? I usually leave a $100 on the nightstand... Wait. I mean my friend says he does that.
FelicityWishes 32
Aw, I hope it wasn't intentional. Did you catch a name at all?
rdenkewicz 11
Doesn't matter had sex.
thecrazymancan 17
You could always try calling every possible number one at a time. That's a sure-fire way to find him! Or you could try finding a private investigator as good as Sherlock Holmes to figure out where he went.