First Impression

By Katy3225 - 06/06/2018 15:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Top comments

Time to teach them the economics of "I control your grades, **** you"

were they urine-stained, torn, K-Mart panties? did you not learn the first FML?

Comments

Ishvah 15

did you not check the mirror before you left.

Different lighting can make things more see through

I guess you supplied their demand for a sexy lingerie show. How did your zipper get pulled down anyways? I blame Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand. He’d be so busted in the MeToo era!

DraftHail614 17

I'm sorry, man. I gotta say this. Your comment used to be so good

You obviously don't know shit about economics. If you did, you'd like this comment!

I've done economics, it's a funny comment

There must have been some bad lighting that made Op's pants see though. So sorry OP! That must've been awful, but at least you'll be the professor they will never forget that's for sure!

julfunky 29

Bad lighting wouldn’t make pants see through, bad/cheap fabric would. Bad lighting at home is what caused her to be unable to notice this in a mirror.

Well... that’s awkward. Sorry that happened to you OP

Tell them it was actually a test to see what exactly they were focused on & how easily they can be distracted.

Time to teach them the economics of "I control your grades, **** you"

were they urine-stained, torn, K-Mart panties? did you not learn the first FML?

Instead of dinner and a show, they got a lecture and a show. School isn't like I remember it to be.

Guess more student will be attending your class