By accident - United States - San Francisco
  Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML
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  buttcramp  |  21

yeah I agree. your dad loves you, OP! He decided to talk to you about sex, which isn't a comfortable thing to discuss with your kids. He cares enough that he wanted you to be informed (even though you were already) and I think that says a lot! Still, it sucks what he said but maybe he was just telling you that to make it "real" like, what you do now can change your life forever. If he really didn't want you, he wouldn't have been around for this conversation to even take place.

  doodlecloud  |  26

I really don't understand why people get so upset about 'not being planned'. Some people DO plan a baby and then still end up hating or regretting it, others don't plan but are overjoyed when they find out they're pregnant. Whether you're planned or not really doesn't matter in the slightest, it's what your parents did with the news and how they looked after you since that's important.

  Enslaved  |  36

I always worried about using the Rameses brand. Do you really want to use a condom named after a pharaoh that "fathered" over 160 kids?

On a side note: IMO Durex are actually a good brand. Maybe they've improved over the years since the OP's conception?

  junkman6  |  22

The new tire smell of durex condoms has always bothered me. Just from personal experience, the military hands out durex condoms and they break all the damn time. Just go buy some Trojans that actually stretch a bit before they tear in half.

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

@62: and hey presto... you have a condom that won't break and the guy won't want sex as much ! (because he can't feel it)

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Durex was always my "last minute" choice. Mainly because gas stations sell them for like 75 cents. Glow in the dark and flavored! That brand saved my nights quite a few times. But we all know Trojan is the way to go.