By accountnamevalid - 21/07/2013 04:45 - United States - Littleton

Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML
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It was a Greyhound, and I'd been up for 2 days. He didn't say a word to me about it. After I was told by the lady behind me, I apologized profusely, and he said "it's alright. I figured you must really need the sleep." Super nice guy, but I wanted to die.

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kitsune309 15

Poor bastard. FHL

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perdix 29

Yeah, well he should shut the **** up while you are trying to sleep! What kind of boyfriend is he?

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kitsune309 15

Poor bastard. FHL

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WhoWhat_fml 10

That must of been a terrible and painful experience for guy.

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ILoveMyArm 15

@21 Or he enjoyed it, I mean which man doesn't enjoy a woman nestled into their chest?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

42- not all guys enjoy being touched. My partner hates being touched by strangers, no matter how attractive they are.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or being hit every time you move

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TheCanucklehead 22

Why are strangers touching your partner...

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Abominations 7

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Abominations 7

I am probably projecting my own instinctive reaction to want to hit the Bieber every time he makes a noise. Now move along.

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melbournearsenal 18

I'm looking pretty stupid right about now :s

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DrownedMyFish 18

Does that also mean you nestled into his chest in said dreams?

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iluvFMLs15 19

of course! man, i thought i was the only one.

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perdix 29

Yeah, well he should shut the **** up while you are trying to sleep! What kind of boyfriend is he?

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Damian95 16

The nerve of some people. We don't need money, we need consideration!

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Fedezzer 20

Ah, I can see you two married already.

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Zimmington 21

if I was him I would Instagram it

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adam3650 12

I was going to say, how do you politely push someone?

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persianninja 23

"Politely pushed you off the seat making sure you hit your head!! Lol" I don't understand how polite it is to push someone and make then hit your head you need to get your act together

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astralvagan 20

Your idea of polite is slightly psychotic

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summerguy97 16

And this along with so many other FMLs of the type offers evidence that you shouldn't fall asleep on public transportation vehicles.

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hallix 21

I don't see a second date happening.

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ohSNAPyall 26

But it's a daily commute. Don't tell me I have to find a new pillow tomorrow..?

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awkward611 26

I'm surprised he didn't wake you up or move you off of him...

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Zimmington 21

Maybe OP looked too adorable lying there all tuckard out

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NinjaBunny026 16

Or he just didn't want to be hit again

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