No pun intended

Shin we stop with these puns? Op is in pain, leaf him/her alone.

#10 you should have just done the leaf pun, the shin was a stretch and really tainted the whole comment.

In more ways than one

Those damn Canadian's are sneaky

That was bad and you should feel bad.

I do feel bad, but those leaf puns were stale. Op must feel worse anyways. I wonder what the first ever pun was...

Bad

You forced it, and this is what happens.

Nah, OP fell and fractured their shinbone. But OP did fall into the nurse's arms, then the nurse accidentally dropped OP and they fractured their other shinbone.

The person step on the leaf, the leaf slides the foot suddenly, the person loses balance, and then the person falls over. That's exactly how it happens.

I would think depending on how big the leaf is, in this case lets pretend it has a wide surface area, combined with a wet surface It could be slippery

I can assure you that it takes years of practice and dedication, #13.

bastards