Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML
Today, I fell backwards out of my hammock, busting my shoulder. This weekend, I broke my toe falling out of it. I've used hammocks my entire life, but have become apparently unable to during the lockdown. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
Did you fall off a desk chair perched at the edge of a long staircase or something?
mds9986 24
I knew somebody who was sitting in a desk chair, went to pick up a pen he dropped, and the chair tipped over and he crushed his spine, permanently disabling him. Desk chairs can be dangerous.
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Comments (22)
guttedbrit 26
Once I cracked a rib by falling off a bike that was standing still. I feel for you!
williesammy 10
Well you actually got lucky, it all depends on how you fall. If you would have fallen a different way, you could have died!
cakester123 11
i feel you i popped my knee cap out of place by standing up out of a chair....
AnalBeads4U 20
WE MUST BAN THESE ASSAULT DECK CHAIRS! THEY ARE CLEARLY TOO DANGEROUS FOR THE PUBLIC TO OWN!
vOIDmASS 13
Maybe you need to borrow your neighbors dog to feel better
Poohbear0 2
the bigger they are, the harder they fall
sherman77 5
Now how high is the desk chair??