By Anonymous - 28/09/2014 16:42 - Canada - Lethbridge

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Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 097
You deserved it 36 765

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That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.

Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?

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That's unfortunate

Why didn't you hook up before getting drunk.....?

i guess op doesn't have the courage

better luck next time!

I would love to know what this "ingenious" plan was

Another astounding number 1 comment! You're on a roll!

maybe she humped the body pillow…

That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.

I completely agrre

*Insert more useless speculation*

Damn , 49. That was better than the original FML.

Or it could be the other way around.

Try to hook up with him outside of a party next time. That way, you're both sober and you'll hopefully make no mistakes

This. It will also prevent confusion as to if he really likes you, or if it was just the alcohol talking.

Since she need a "plan" to get somebody to sleep with her, chances are she needed him drunk. OP deserves it.

technically, you cant even give consent to have sex under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

#22:You're 16. You shouldn't be drinking or having sex.

whoooore

Stay classy, Anon!

Couldn't agree more!

Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?

It use to be a challenge, fun for us guys (at least me ), nowadays girls give it like they owe you one. Smh

Uhhhh, girls are people too. They have sexual wants and needs as well, so what? Shut the fuck up, #45.

better luck next time.. just hold out on drinking everything in sight. :)

I hope getting drunk wasn't a part of your "ingenious" plan.

The easier the girl is, the less likely a guy is to stay with her. In my experience anyways.

Agreed. Even if he did sleep with you it doesn't mean he likes you or wants to be with you. It could actually ruin your chances of being in an actual relationship with him. Especially if your "plan" involved him drunk and at a party.

If you wanted to have an actual relationship with this guy be glad you didn't sleep with him because he probably would not want to have anything to do with you after that. Men don't respect women who get drunk and randomly hook up with them at parties

@26 or even women that get drunk and hook up with other random guys, "accidentally," at a party. unless you're stealthy, which rarely anyone is while drunk, I'm sure he heard about it.

Such a YDI. It's sad how many people rely on alcohol as a confidence booster.

Doesn't matter had sex. Oh wait...

And it felt so good!