By Anonymous - 28/09/2014 16:42 - Canada - Lethbridge

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Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML
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DaMann360 19

That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.

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tinycroc 10

Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?

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Sports_guy3 28

Why didn't you hook up before getting drunk.....?

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killerdana 19

I would love to know what this "ingenious" plan was

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Axipiter 24

Another astounding number 1 comment! You're on a roll!

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cryssycakesx3 22

maybe she humped the body pillow…

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DaMann360 19

That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.

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Maccaroney 11

Damn , 49. That was better than the original FML.

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vintageart1994 16

Or it could be the other way around.

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sarah5745 41

Try to hook up with him outside of a party next time. That way, you're both sober and you'll hopefully make no mistakes

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saxitus 13

This. It will also prevent confusion as to if he really likes you, or if it was just the alcohol talking.

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MrConcise 34

Since she need a "plan" to get somebody to sleep with her, chances are she needed him drunk. OP deserves it.

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foxwasalamb 24

technically, you cant even give consent to have sex under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

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rocker_chick23 27

#22:You're 16. You shouldn't be drinking or having sex.

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tinycroc 10

Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?

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gramirez23 9

It use to be a challenge, fun for us guys (at least me ), nowadays girls give it like they owe you one. Smh

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hayjay2000 8

Uhhhh, girls are people too. They have sexual wants and needs as well, so what? Shut the **** up, #45.

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cherries62212 16

better luck next time.. just hold out on drinking everything in sight. :)

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Googolman 29

I hope getting drunk wasn't a part of your "ingenious" plan.

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ActionFearo 39

The easier the girl is, the less likely a guy is to stay with her. In my experience anyways.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Agreed. Even if he did sleep with you it doesn't mean he likes you or wants to be with you. It could actually ruin your chances of being in an actual relationship with him. Especially if your "plan" involved him drunk and at a party.

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killerdana 19

If you wanted to have an actual relationship with this guy be glad you didn't sleep with him because he probably would not want to have anything to do with you after that. Men don't respect women who get drunk and randomly hook up with them at parties

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cryssycakesx3 22

@26 or even women that get drunk and hook up with other random guys, "accidentally," at a party. unless you're stealthy, which rarely anyone is while drunk, I'm sure he heard about it.

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sydstoomuch 19

Such a YDI. It's sad how many people rely on alcohol as a confidence booster.

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