Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
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Top comments
DaMann360 19
That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.
tinycroc 10
Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?
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Comments (57)
worldclassrager 41
Well how did it go with him? Try it sober it may help and if you are nervous he may understand
Axel5238 29
Yeah, doing that drunk terrible idea. Some guys like that sort of thing, but most that I know wouldn't date someone that gets drunk and hooks up with with people. It's a red flag a for a lot of people when thinking of a relationship especially if it's been something of a habit. Whether your guy or a girl drunkenly hooking up is going to come back to bite you at some point and paster a certain age it's stop being fun and then it's just sad.
enriquegonzolas 15
Hopefully your new hookup works out in your favor.
Futacy 30
Teach me your ways... besides getting drunk and ruining everything.
Averylonelycube 11
Perhaps you should have rethought your plan. Give it another go, without alcohol.
vikky538 29
the paln that hit back you on arse...
creedfish 21
STDs
fonkimonki 7
NMHS - never mind, had sex
asargent 14
What was the plan, the suspense is killing me ?
inchworm708 3
Just a fun side note...if a guy has sex with a girl who is at a certain level of intoxication, it is considered rape!