Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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redbluegreen
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Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little slut! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!
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catalystics
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wow you know there are free antichrists right?
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catalystics
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wow you know there are free antichrists right?
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catalystics
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anti viruses dang autocorrect
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JustKeepBreathin
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LOL I was thinking why the heck antichrists were suddenly brought up. X)
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green_eyes124
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Haha I was wondering what that meant : )
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JustKeepBreathin
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And I'm obviously -100th.
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JustKeepBreathin
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Ahh god. Stupid app.
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Bishop181
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Do you mean to say that instead of me buying a genuine antichrist, I can get one for free?!?!?!?!?!
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GavinRoskamp
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This comment > this FML.
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DudeImBetter
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that's a good deal
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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I don't come free, but my fee is quite affordable.
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ThatOneDouchebag
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Just download FireFox. Viruses usually can't get through that. Grab Malwarebytes or AVG as well.
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Quyzl
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I bought one antichrist and got one free!
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shanks19
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your mom = win
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iSitt
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I like to put two Antichrists on a pile of powdered baby formula and watch them fight it out.
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Mehness
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Lies, 67. I got a Google redirecting virus a while back and it affects IE and FireFox (I've tried to get rid of it but it's no use D:). That's why I use Chrome.
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Icyyy
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I wonder if she tied Barbie (naked, obviously) to your cat. O_o
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1221jamw
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...What?
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EvilMadSquirrel
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download hijackthis i got rid of one through it
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tails9888
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hahahahha
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iAccidentally
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Haha, this is going to Damnyouautocorrect.
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ilyjb4eva
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orgy time!!!
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Torialovesya
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I say poor barbie. Ken is such a cheat :'(
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harmtouch
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first
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FantasticFin
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you fail. in so many ways.
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green_eyes124
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You failed SO miserably.
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IAreStarfeesh
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Incorrect!
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omgYoUbasTards
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congratulations on your soon-to-be moderated comment. Satisfied?
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JustKeepBreathin
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AHAHHAHAHAHAH
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dedrater_kool_u
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its funny bc op's gender is a woman
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LOLatU87
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She needs to remember that without porn there would be no Internet. internet porn FTW!!!
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coderedz
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I thought the Internet was for porn
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hiphop_danca94
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um you're not making sense
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azn_pridee69
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lol fail .
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Mehness
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93 - It is. That's why the internet exists.
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stewpididiot
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OP is a girl ...
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peff_fml
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lol!!!
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redbluegreen
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Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little slut! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!
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Pocahontas22_fml
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haha this made me laugh, a lot lol
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evildemonchild
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Lmao I laugh so hard this win :3
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AAShah
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Win.
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mshooter
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this isn't funny.
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DjeePee
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Ken and Barbie were divorced, weren't they?
(OP, your mom is totally cool, and you should better install a good anti-virus and stop going to crappy virus-included porn sites)
(OP, your mom is totally cool, and you should better install a good anti-virus and stop going to crappy virus-included porn sites)
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redbluegreen
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Sorry? I don't find you funny either.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
RGB is hillarious.
So, was Ken with the black Bratz doll?
'Cause once you go Bratz,...., you never...
you wont get fooled again... or something like that.
So, was Ken with the black Bratz doll?
'Cause once you go Bratz,...., you never...
you wont get fooled again... or something like that.
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Claytonic
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Lil Wayne ftw!
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wowzersselainee
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lmfaooo
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Sammi_Anne_xoxo
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HAHA. (:
ken and barbie have so many marrital problems.
they had like, 23 kids, barbie has alteast 40 jobs and ken sits around on his ass all day.
no wonder they got a divorce...
ken and barbie have so many marrital problems.
they had like, 23 kids, barbie has alteast 40 jobs and ken sits around on his ass all day.
no wonder they got a divorce...
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gamerinfinity
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fail!!!
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JustKeepBreathin
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Oops that was supposed to be for
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maphineRAWRS
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ops a girl? waitwut
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LOLatU87
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Yep porn turns girls on too, you should try it out
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lacrossekid
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she should be in a porn
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CitrusGirl
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I feel sorry for OP. Porn has very negative effects on people- women who watch porn consistantly report feeling less self-worth, and rate themselves as less attractive.
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DjeePee
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No, no, no, porn CAN have very negative effects on people, it doesn't have to be the case. If you are already insecure and you're comparing yourself with big-boobed pornstars, than there will be negative effects. Besides, I think that women who watch consistently prettier women than theirself (in advertisements, movies, tabloids...) will report feeling less self-worth, and rate themselves as less attractive.
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lacrossekid
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freak
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TeenieAmerica
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Yeah...? I know lots of girls who watch porn. My best friend's sister is always looking at cartoon porn on her laptop. But then, she can't get a guy in real life, so... *shrugs*
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maphineRAWRS
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did you say I should be in a porn? haha
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hotbitchALI
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me and u have the same name!!!
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RedPillSucks
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CitrusGirl, you could say that about television and movies in general. Todays portrayal of women can cause all sorts of problems for girls growing up. Porn is just reflecting the rest of society without the rose colored glasses.
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starile
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wuuuuuut
No wonder her mother had access to Bratz and Ken dolls.
No wonder her mother had access to Bratz and Ken dolls.
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lacrossekid
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yes maphine u should be I'n a porn ... I would watch ;)