Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I found out my co-worker had made plans for a night out, just as I'd cancelled all of mine to work with him on a project for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, I got roped into work on my day off because the two new guys weren't showing up. My boss promised that I would get tomorrow off if I did, so I said okay. However, as soon as I came in and got all ready to go, guess who came in? FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said, "Oh well. Get to work." FML
Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
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Top comments
Adam5858 17
Atleast you could try laugh it off with him to get out of trouble
OysterPearls 33
You all need Jesus.
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Comments (79)
CrazyMelvin 14
Karma is a bitch!
weveallbeenthere 30
sucks for you. good thing about being a boss, you can do what you want.
aiardo1989 1
has anyone ever heard of a mental health day? just because one is not physically sick does not mean you can call out. sometimes at stressful jobs you need an extra day off.
TogeBara 12
*looks at boss, boss looks at you* "You didn't see me and I didn't see you. Agreed?" -"Agreed."
24_7princess 7
I'd be like you say one word of this and I tell your boss
jh921971 10
Looks like we have a standoff.
sassy2085 16
Sounds like the Simpsons lol. You could just hide from each other and pretend you didn't see each other
charcharthunder 18
how did he even deserve it??
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Because work is a responsibility the only time you shouldn't go to work is on a holiday (that is religion based (not valentines, Halloween...etc.)), a death, or your sick.
pardyhardyk 9
Hahaha, god does that suck!
DivinePrince 18
YDI, go to work OP.