Get better friends

By Q strikes again - 03/07/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced my two crazy friends who are both into QAnon to each other. It went so poorly that now they fight online over who has better facts, and they both complain to me about the other. FML
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wrenavery90 12

I'm not understanding why you have Qanon friends.

the world is terrible and incomprehensible and people are having a bad time. for some, it is easier to cope if they can imagine a hidden cause for their troubles, some shadowy figures in control of all this wrongness, something you can focus on and fight against.

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You ought to fry up a baby for them and watch them shape-shift and fight over the wishbone.

wrenavery90 12

I'm not understanding why you have Qanon friends.

I hadn't thought about that! My lizard brain is just so focused on impressing Queen Hillary.

Marcella1016 31

I don’t understand how people are into Q Anon. Wtf?

the world is terrible and incomprehensible and people are having a bad time. for some, it is easier to cope if they can imagine a hidden cause for their troubles, some shadowy figures in control of all this wrongness, something you can focus on and fight against.

someone should acquaint the Q crowd with the very old saying that a conspiracy can't involve more than two individuals, because the third will always be a government agent. (an agent of Bonaparte, in the original)