By paradox - 07/02/2009 07:23 - United States

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Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML
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flushmeoutnow 0

then start having sex in your apartment and then you can quit bitching about it this is like a wake up call bro if your best friend has ****** in your apartment and you haven't, it's your god telling you to grow some balls and bring your girl home and **** like their is no tommorow

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flushmeoutnow 0

then start having sex in your apartment and then you can quit bitching about it this is like a wake up call bro if your best friend has ****** in your apartment and you haven't, it's your god telling you to grow some balls and bring your girl home and **** like their is no tommorow

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Darcon 8

Precisely, and if you cannot manage that, at least **** a doll and play an audio of a girl moaning in the background. Problem solved.

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ThatGuyInClass 5

PREACH IT MAN

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archviewmx 0

You must beeee the Duff...

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Eir_fml 1

I wouldn't let a friend of mine do that in my apartment unless he was my roommate or something and I couldn't really help it.

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James_ 0

I have more sex than my friend in his appartment... in his bed. Make a big mess everytime

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mindless_fml 0

Does he live there?

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super_sooshi 0

So have sex in his apartment.

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Water_fml 0

^ Unless you guys live in the same apartment...

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Danielcremeans 0

You need to get laid more! LOL

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