By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
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erm 0
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Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?

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cchamp27 0
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And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?

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JackTheRipper_fml 0
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boy you sure do know how to pick them

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cchamp27 0
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And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?

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recognizedd 0
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well did you listen?

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erm 0
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Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?

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reyemrein 0
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^ HAHAHAHAHA This made my day!

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screelov 0

fucking win.

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CableX17 0

El oh El

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mf_fml 0
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and i thought dealing with "cat dudes" was weird...

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trucanadian 0
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there are thousands of these people. In some places, such as norway, they are banned. They are called scientologists.

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AlyshaDeShae 10
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That's almost as bad as all those "born again" Christians who "don't want to preach to you" but also "don't want you to burn in hell" while they enjoy heaven. I think I would rather have your guy. :-D

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CableX17 0

Wow. That's mean.

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engineerd 0

AWESOME. you should marry him.

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camisado 0

Sigh, you're just jealous cuz you've never had an anal probe.

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Gringo_fml 0
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Ask him how old he was when he got abducted

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alex_vik 0

#6 - I lol'd.

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