Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of juice on sale. When it didn't ring up the sale price, they told me that the bottle was just on the wrong shelf and it wasn't on sale. I demanded that they honor the price, and they had security escort me out, without the juice. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
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redbluegreen 41
The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
shadow33456 1
haha wow what a idiot
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Comments (72)
emmiep1011 7
there are some strange people out there...
Aethereality 10
Today, I went to buy some orange juice. The person who was serving me ended up making the orange juice too acidic so I called the police. I waited for two hours. They didn't show up. FML.
Bekll 31
Wow, what an idiot. The police don't take those kinds of calls seriously. There are 911 calls on YouTube of people complaining about the wrong order at a fast food place and that sort of thing. Good chance Juice man's call will too.
Bakayarou_fml 0
The customer is always an idiot. On another note, did he look like Tom Hanks? Points to whoever gets this :)
Livinia 11
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Well learn how to make a less acidic orange juice, OP and these things wouldn't occur.
nimihyel 4
I was just about to say this.
rattusrattus 19
Well. Orange juice has an average pH of 3.5 (acidic). Stomach acid has a pH of 1-2 (more acidic), depending. Your face ever got burnt off by your own vomit? An alkaline/basic (pH of 8 or above) orange juice would be disgusting.
khaya 9
Another criminal gets away.
Clay_K 17
I think I love you :D
paradiseisland01 0
people are just insane.
paradiseisland01 0
people are just insane.
Sandsh8rk 36
WTF...
MrScholl 4
Ha I get it.