Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of juice on sale. When it didn't ring up the sale price, they told me that the bottle was just on the wrong shelf and it wasn't on sale. I demanded that they honor the price, and they had security escort me out, without the juice. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
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redbluegreen 41
The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
shadow33456 1
haha wow what a idiot
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Comments (72)
Clubkicker_fml 0
Okay....
hebron77 0
you should shoot him in the face with bullets dipped in an acid.
lifeisabitchthen 4
Can someone please explain to me why the **** the op would deserve this ?
alphatoomega 21
1. They hit the wrong button by accident. Easy enough to do on a touchscreen. 2. They assume the acid in the juice was REALLY over the top.
baconandkittens 10
Well that sucks. XD Maybe you should have watered down his juice for him, so it wouldn't be so "acidic"
lovepandorasaver 11
This dude takes juice wayy too seriously, he probably didnt ask for the juice police department.
1030295 6
Wow...I've never heard of that happening before
alphatoomega 21
Look at it this way. He probably went to jail for misuse of emergency services.
Sodapop40 21
What a spaz!
dryuminoru576 16
Ok that one actually made me laugh
chuksnwali 34
wait... what?