Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of juice on sale. When it didn't ring up the sale price, they told me that the bottle was just on the wrong shelf and it wasn't on sale. I demanded that they honor the price, and they had security escort me out, without the juice. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
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redbluegreen 41
The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
shadow33456 1
haha wow what a idiot
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wafflerampage 0
Lol
pink_raindrops 26
For some reason I doubt that he called the cops before he complained to you. If he did I think he might need some kind of therapy..if he didn't though why would you not just give him a glass of water? If someone complained to me that the juice i made was too strong I would just water it down, that might just be me though.
mika1010 5
and then he comes back later and the same thing happens he is truly stupid
gishbish 2
Asshole, not everyone should be treated kindly!
Pownzeez 0
i see ur skill in making juice is not basic enough for him.
YacL 15
Calm down, lady. You know how hard it is to translate sarcasm and stuff like that through text? Yes, it is conformed: there is a strong need for a sarcastic font.
xokmonxo 0
This fml is very weird :/
Sparkiee93 3
Today, I ordered some juice. It gave me severe heartburn, so of course I contacted the authorities. They didn't show up. FML.
lovepebbles 1
im sry but thtz hillarious tht he waited there 4 2 hours jst 2 try 2 get the juice guy in trouble!!! LMAOO!!! wat an ass!!!
leroy24 0
hahaha. Maybe he had problems...