FML : Today, my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him for this first-ever initiative, I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle...

Today, my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him for this first-ever initiative, I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass, yelling, "Liposuction!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chassezlenaturel - / Tuesday 24 March 2015 12:58 / Belgium

Love

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By PissyBitch Daily | 13

#7538430 - Thursday 7 September 2017 11:41

There is truth in humor. It might just be a wake up call, madame.

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#7436169 - Sunday 9 April 2017 22:59

true love

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By stinkfire0971 | 20

#7436169 - Sunday 9 April 2017 22:59

true love

By PissyBitch Daily | 13

#7538430 - Thursday 7 September 2017 11:41

There is truth in humor. It might just be a wake up call, madame.

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