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That he's going to start feeding her corn on the cob before having sex. It's really the only logical reply.

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That he's going to start feeding her corn on the cob before having sex. It's really the only logical reply.

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actually 13, your wrong its NOT a classic YDI case. The op didnt tell us whether she had a painful condition that she REQUIRES medication, and whether or not she took the right dose or not. answers to those questions COULD mean its not her fault, you cant blame someone for taking their prescribed medication for intense pain and having loopy effects. (obviously if she did it to get high then its ydi)

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#43 - yeah i agree with you, in that way she has some fault. as long as your not saying ydi for dumb reasons

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I understand why she kept the orgasm thing a secret but why did she "confess" to really liking corn? Did she lie about that too??

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Wow 13... Classic YDI?? I was in an accident a 18 months ago that crushed 2 discs in my back. I couldn't even walk. Maybe you're man enough to walk that off but I'm telling you- Yes! I took the pain meds. Dilaudid and morphine and whatever. I apparently don't have a subliminal fetish for corn and I can guarantee I've never faked an O. But I did behave like a sentimental old fool and told my wife things a normal Midwestern raised man doesn't say. I had total diarrhea of the mouth, but in hardl

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You've had experience taking heavy medications, so you know not to talk to anyone or do anything while under their influence, lest you pass yourself off as a loose-tongued drunkard. The warning against operating machinery on the label should give folks a clue as to just how powerful are the drugs they're taking. I'd give this one a YDI.

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#68 "youve been taking these meds you should know".. the fml doesnt state whether it was among her first times taking them (which it COULD be) or that she already knew she acted this way on them. but youve already assumed one way without considering it all. and by the way, lots of meds have warnings not to drive and such, only because of the drowsieness, not nessasarily becauses of the effects op witnessed. theres no "dont talk to family/spouse". of course i could be wrong

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its like, dont fuckin blame people for wanting to call their boyfriend when theyre in pain, its sad

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77 - the person you are talking about did NOT say they were the poster of the fml, they just said their own personal story and relating it to the op.....

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Ahh ok, that makes sense. The way he was wording his comment made it seem as if he was claiming to be the OP which is why I said I was confused. I apologize for my mistake.

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Hey this is the corn lover who posted this, just thought I'd share a lil background info. I have two ruptured discs in my back, hence the medication, and accidentally took two pills and one panadol, as the heavy meds look almost identical to panadol. About the orgasms, my boyfriend is the sweetest guy on the planet and as I took his virginity he doesn't have much experience. He is getting better but was really worried he didn't do anything for me because I didn't come. I'm aware I'm a total cow

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someone takes pain medication, everyone know pain medication makes you crazy, she calls her BF...not classic but a ydi all the same

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I'd think it her fault for calling her boyfriend after taking a heavy pain medication. I mean you would expect it to make you a little out of it.

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That's embarassing. But on the bright side OP's bf is going to try harder at sex. And don't fake!!!!

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#3: I feel like you're way too optimistic about the outcome of her having lied about (by faking) and insulted her boyfriend's skills as a lover...

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While I don't think it's likely, it's possible she has only ever faked a few random orgasms (making it less of a big deal) and for some reason told him about it. Or it's even possible she has never faked them and she lied about it while loopy from the meds.

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I would have liked to been at that intervention. "All those ears and you aren't even listening! We love stop hurting yourself!"

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wrong, calling your boyfriend to talk is not something id generally be worried about if i took meds. you refrain from things like driving and operating machinery, ect. but if your not allowed to talk at all , especially to the one whos suppose to support you while you are feeling down, then fuckkkk. (obviously she didnt know the extend of the effects til afterwards, but not her fault)

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Corn can protect the body from cancer and heart disease. It's actually quite good for you, it's the toppings people put on it that makes it bad. But if you use smart balance butter and a small amount of salt, it's very nutritious.

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I have no clue whether 49 is right or not so I'll ignore the comment. But even if corn has no nutritional value why does that equal "not really supposed to eat"?

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Our body just has a difficult time absorbing the nutritional value from corn, due to the kernel casing.

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Let me clear things up. PEOPLE EAT CAKE BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD. NO ONE EATS CAKE BECAUSE THEY THINK "oh hey this sounds healthy" or some shit like that. I LIKE CORN BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ON MY TEETH. Ok? Now stfu about how it's "not very good for you." I don't fucking care.

I remember when I first confessed to my parents that I really liked corn. It was a hard day, but we pulled through, together. Keep fighting the good fight OP.

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I'm about to come out and say I like potatoes. They're just so...round and beautiful. So tasty too. Any advice?

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