Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
pip74205 9
At least it still knows how to do its job.
ijustlaugh 0
that's not sex then..
hiddenriot7 5
um, you're still a virgin then stupid.
abbenhammer 0
you're definitely still a virgin then...
zarco55 0
wow bro I pity you...
Moiety 10
Oh God, that's so pain, but I agree, still a virgin :P
picturescrazy 24
Does that even count as losing your v-card o.o?
SL33PY_13 4
no it does not
damnn112 0
it happens
omgstupidname 1
time for a fleshlight
badactor009 0
Dude, a lot of people don't have a perfect first time. I am sure you were embarrassed but if you spend a few minutes exploring the territory you should be good for a second shot on goal. The good news is you found a woman who is willing to take you to bed. Experience counts in team sports. Get a little practice and you will be fine. Beware - after the first taste, many guys want to sample everything on the buffet and wonder about every female they see. Sounds like fun but not an activity that enhances most relationships. Most guys go through this in their teens when it is more or less what everyone expects from us.