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By  J215B

Get a dog. Take a picture of your new dog. Set it as your background. Tell everyone who asks that your dog is the most important thing ever. Girls love animal lovers. A girl shall see your background and fall in love. Make said girl your girlfriend. Set a picture of her as your background. Problem solved.


Love this plan #8. Us ladies love a guy that loves animals and babies. Nothing melts our heart quite like that.


#54: Eh, you can keep the babies, unless it's making a derp face I can snicker at. I squee over animals any day.

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