By Fennec - 11/08/2014 19:05 - France - Paris

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
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sexyboi1985 27

Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !

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Welshite 39
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Mine is black. Like my soul.

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sexyboi1985 27

Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !

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AnAnorexicAsian 8

You know a lot of Chinese iPhone copies have preset backgrounds. Nearly all of them are hot Asian models on the beach, ain't even mad.

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saba_ajira 29
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If that's what you like to see then keep it! Its about you, not your coworkers!

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LittleBells 17
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Yes!! Frankly I'd prefer to look at a desert than a boy/girlfriend

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desoxyn242 14
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Or just put a woman he finds attractive in order to visualize and materialize his future wife

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Fritterzz 13
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Plant some trees in your desert!

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AllStache 11
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or if OP would like to sweeten things up add some desserts.

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Whotevah 8
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#21 with fancy words on it saying "dessert desert"

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Welshite 39
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Mine is black. Like my soul.

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kenygompers 17
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Mine is of my significant other, which is my dog

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HeadlessSparrow 20

I bet it looks cooler though.

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Memma_fml 14
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Some day... Hahaha

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J215B 33
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Get a dog. Take a picture of your new dog. Set it as your background. Tell everyone who asks that your dog is the most important thing ever. Girls love animal lovers. A girl shall see your background and fall in love. Make said girl your girlfriend. Set a picture of her as your background. Problem solved.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

You just used a dog to get a girl. Sleep with one eye open.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Love this plan #8. Us ladies love a guy that loves animals and babies. Nothing melts our heart quite like that.

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1two3four5six 23
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I know a lot of girls who hate dogs, and a lot more who dislike animals in general.

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amisenho 11
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#54: Eh, you can keep the babies, unless it's making a derp face I can snicker at. I squee over animals any day.

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Wingman527 22
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Ah shit mine is a picture of a car

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PhoenixRiver 10
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then again, some people treat their car as their "baby" or babe" You're all good:)

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ulissey_fml 22

Is it a Sony of the Desert ?

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