Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Frankie says relax
United States
Fitness is overrated
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
notsosexygirl
United Kingdom
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
First impressions
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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abcdefghiloveyou 0
YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
Cthulu 0
I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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cadillackitty 0
it knows your lieing to it cause it can feel your fat ass stepping on it
harryman04 0
no it doesn't you dumfuck
girlygirl666 0
At least you're getting on the treadmill. Good for you!
gentix 0
But the higher the weight that you enter, the more calories it will tell you you've burned per workout.... you'll feel better when you've done your workout and you've seen all those calories you've torched!
missylewisasa 0
i didn't know about that cause i did that 3 hours ago... thx buddy and FYL OP
jake_fml 0
no, but ALL the ho- hos get filled this way
velvel 7
I do that too! but only to underestimate calorie burns, as the machines often over-compensate. your life's not screwed, and if you think it is YDI since you did this yourself.
vynnkalos 0
it didnt believe you..not after that hole your fat ass left in it. Come to terms with yourself. Your a mother ******* blimp
sarahbear992 6
wow aren't you just a little harsh....you should chill out, have some respect for someone who's doing something to fix their weight problem.
perdix 29
Treadmills don't need your weight; they have sensors to measure that. The feature to enter your weight is only there for the gym staff to be able to laugh at your absurd self-deception. Ever notice how the front-desk receptionist gives you an extra big smile as you leave? They know! Mwahahaha!
goldenone 2
lmao I love this guy ^^
chadwick110480 0
also. LMAO.
sterl13 0
yes i'm in love with perdix too. I've been stalking him lately lol!! ;)
OhNothingSerious 0
^ This.
Jimboom 11
Stop lying or the calorie fairy will rape you in your sleep... and calorie fairy semen is one of the highest fat content things out there!
CallMeHush 0
Isn't that the filling in a twinkee?
AlterEggo 0
You deserve it for being insecure. Until you are comfortable with who you are, you won't lose weight. If you do, you won't maintain the loss.
FerrariCake 2
It doesn't matter. The treadmill knows... as soon as you step on. You can't fool the treadmill.
lky830 0
well, it's kinda counter- productive to lie to a piece of excercise equipment on principle, but I doubt your nordictrack is going to call you fat anyway. just be careful though. a lot of treadmills only have a 250-300 lb weight capacity. sorry, but this is a ydi...