Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Frankie says relax
United States
Fitness is overrated
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
notsosexygirl
United Kingdom
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
First impressions
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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abcdefghiloveyou 0
YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
Cthulu 0
I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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danibrook010 0
shoot give her some confidence dang its hard for a woman to lose weight there is no need for being mean to someone who may or may not feel comfortable bout her weight ( not saying that i am big) but there is no need to be a jerk on here to everybody when they have something that is or isnt a FML for God's sake ppl grow up.
likeomgwhat 0
hey hows it gonna know?
serenaaaa_fml 0
this would be better on MLIA
sadmcphee 0
Why, afraid it'd make fun of you? besides, you need to put in your correct weight, or it might give you the wrong exercise time or whatever, idk, i just lift weights
DarDarAttack 0
I know a way that you can get rid of all that stomach fat and look great! HAVE THAT DAMN BABY AND GET A SPRAY TAN. ... Works in as little as 1 week!
higglebiggle 0
Ew. Spray tan? Fake and bake is NEVER attractive. Gag. Most people do it wrong and come out like orange oompa lompas or bad ganguros. XDDD
blackhearts 2
aww, its not lying! it's positive visualization! good fer you for going to the gym. soon you will type that number in and it'll be true! :D
Teenybopper13 0
Why Did We All assume OP was fat?? whats To Say that maybe they have an eating disorder or a wieght obsession and just want to be smaller than their normal body. And further more the average size in the USA is 12. so go eat a hamburger and shut up.
KessyKandi 0
Aww the only way you'll learn to accept yourself is being honest! I highly doubt you are fat, I've met very few people who I've thought, 'Ew, you're fat and you deserved it'.
hdake27 0
I have done that. it's sad:/
123ilovejustinb 12
I did the same thing in gym class