Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Frankie says relax
United States
Fitness is overrated
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
notsosexygirl
United Kingdom
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
First impressions
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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abcdefghiloveyou 0
YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
Cthulu 0
I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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Nickel05 15
repeat. YDI for making shit up and lying to a machine.
skeleton_skinner 0
Fail
purgarus 6
FAIL
anhero333 0
fatass
CallMeHush 0
I'm going to design a treadmill that lies to you. Oh, you are soooooo skinny. You feel light today. You've gone the extra distance! All the really cute guys love hairy, chubby chicks. Think it will sell?
VenomByte 1
Add a fun house mirror to it so they look skinny too and maybe a candy dispenser. Then try and get Rosie O'Donnnel to endorse it! At least you'll corner the lesbo market!
CallMeHush 0
Thinking outside the box, I like it.
hunterboo2 0
if your going to put a FML on atleast make it funny or more than two sentences. dumbass.
lethalwippin22 0
did it laugh when you typed it in?
heather_bunny 3
that's funny! and people, the OP isn't necessarily fat--i do the same thing and am considered a "healthy weight" by my doctor. It's a psychological thing for girls to do, like lying about our age.
ShovelMeTimbers 0
Lol. I thought I was the only one.
Menick47 0
what does OP mean?!
ItisMyOpinion 0
original poster
V_S234 0
Original Poster. Edit: Aww some beat me to it. :P