Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Frankie says relax
United States
Fitness is overrated
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
notsosexygirl
United Kingdom
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
First impressions
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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abcdefghiloveyou 0
YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
Cthulu 0
I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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nojobryan 0
I lied to my teacher and got an F and a black eye from him "sipping" on a spot of water on the floor. Then I got sent to the principals office because I made a teacher slip. DONT LIE!!!!!!!!!
partygal123 0
Fail
JohnnyScene 7
I heard the P90x does wonders
WretchedOnyx 29
Sadly I do this all the time ...
WretchedOnyx 29
Sadly I do this all the time ...
claiiire_fml 17
YDI. You're pathetic, OP. Its a treadmill. It's not gonna gossip to all the other treadmills.
kenjenkei 32
Oh, come on guys. Stop being dicks- I bet you've all done something far dumber at least once in your lives. I know I have. OP, don't worry, it's understandable. Sometimes having some excess weight can be embarrassing to admit, even to yourself. Good on you for making the first steps towards better health!
random2212 16
You're a pathetic being