Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, I went to visit my ex to tell him that we couldn't hang out anymore, since I'm becoming serious with a new guy. He picked me up, tossed me on his bed and had his way with me. It was amazing, so much better than with the new guy. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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Top comments
chefajhatter 1
You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.
jem1991 0
friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)
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Comments (109)
bambition7 0
haha that sucks dont let him in next time thats all and kick his ass for that but 41 is right lmao but i dont think u deserve to be punched
NikiiSlikii 0
YDI
bellstrange 0
well if you were any good in bed, he'd be moaning your name while pelvic thrusting, but because you're not and you're a ******* idiot for getting back with him, enough said. lesson learned.
bollywood_rocks 0
Never EVER FIGHT FOR A MAN/WOMAN. Chances are if they left they ain't coming back but by jumping into bed with him any chance you got, you kept postponing the inevitable kiss off from him instead of pushing him out so you'd pick up your "heart" Let this be a lesson learned and to the person who said never believe anyone with a penis,you're my new idol :)
jSOPURE 3
The guy is just dreaming. It could have been any girl. But on and off again nonsense sucks and usually leaves one person empty inside. Seriously, GTFO. You deserve better than that. =/
Dante167 0
YDI for being stupid
shmaller 0
Since I can't understand what is happening in this FML, I'm just going to say YDI due to extremely poor word choice.
sugarcakebomb 0
YDI, for letting him back in. On/Off relationships are never succesful and are pointless. Find someone better, or better yet learn to love yourself/figure out what you want in life, THEN go out and try to have a good relationship.
24788 7
You probably should stop fooling around with him.
ohhhhshizzz 0
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