Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, I went to visit my ex to tell him that we couldn't hang out anymore, since I'm becoming serious with a new guy. He picked me up, tossed me on his bed and had his way with me. It was amazing, so much better than with the new guy. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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chefajhatter 1
You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.
jem1991 0
friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)
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Comments (109)
MrFranBrO 0
LOL! I sense a disturbance in the force!!! hahaha *beep* *beep* HAATTERR ALERT HATERR ALERT *BEEP* *BEEP* HATER ALERT @ 5 lolzz.. and for the OP that sucks lol can u sayy threesome? If you can't its ok you don't need to be able to say it to do it :D
suaveneanderthal 0
you deserved it for beleiving anything with a penis period.
danielleFML 0
wow, there hasnt been a bigger YDI than this one.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for being in an on/off relationship I love you so much, #3
liveitupx 0
LOL @ #22. Obviously you two were never serious, so you just got to have some good sex. On the bright side, at least someone wanted to have sex with you. You could be sex buddies! (Another scrubs reference :P)
s4209704 0
I totally agree
sickinlove13 0
How is SHE the hoe? She wasn't going around sleeping with everyone who had a penis.
seb12992 0
This is why you shouldn't of had sex with a guy you were on and off again with. YDI
shameonmedude 0
You must **** really bad then, sucks to be you, or whoevers ******* you. GET SOME ******* LESSONS!
emyle11 0
Are you kidding me? For months? Really? FOR MONTHS you've been fighting over his new girl, and you didn't see anything worrisome about that? The fact that he's gone back and forth between the two of you doesn't turn any light bulbs on in your head? No? Okay, just checking... You ******* walked right into this bear trap. Consider this a lesson to be learned.
YouAreRidiculous 0
uhm.. you for sure deserved that.. hoe much?
kukopia 0
Him having a wet dream and calling the other gals name is ABSOLUTELY NO indication of his sexual satisfaction or his faithfulness. If the OP thinks a lovers wet dream is a FML, she better get use to being the 'other woman', and start buying cats.