Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, I went to visit my ex to tell him that we couldn't hang out anymore, since I'm becoming serious with a new guy. He picked me up, tossed me on his bed and had his way with me. It was amazing, so much better than with the new guy. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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Top comments
chefajhatter 1
You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.
jem1991 0
friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)
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Comments (109)
effthis 0
lol this made be laugh for some reason.. lol that sucks tho
Silver_Lion 0
and what have we learned from this?
smashitup 0
A+
Snazaza 0
yayy theres a reply button!
Anu_Ra 0
Some girls don't realize they deserve better.
ArmyOfOne 0
Ya really no shit. Break the ******* cycle, stop it from happening. But no, they don't think they deserve any better for whatever ******* reason, and so they're just used over and over.
aback 5
Good lord, why are you putting yourself through that? There are millions of guys out there--go find yourself one who isn't a ******** and who likes you.
soccaplaya741 0
LMAO best comment on this post. Way to look at the glass half full :D
sickinlove13 0
lmao Classic.
Ami8919 0
Been there, it gets better. FYI, he's a dick for using you.
ellielovesuu 0
ahahahahhahahaahhaha
PureGold 0
Why do women keep going back to douchebags like that?
podrummer9209 0
= he's an ass. The last girl I was with pulled that on me, except with no sex. and I 'accidentally' slipped to her new man that she 'has herpes' O=]
korkow 0
Well soooooorry that you had mind-blowing sex.
efmivida 0
its funny what comes out when people are alseep. true feelings i suppose but seriously, dump the creep, dont you think you deserve more, someone that is head over heels for you instead of on again off again
lmmmr 0
Yes there has.
kaleb0121 0
you should dump him.