Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, I went to visit my ex to tell him that we couldn't hang out anymore, since I'm becoming serious with a new guy. He picked me up, tossed me on his bed and had his way with me. It was amazing, so much better than with the new guy. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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chefajhatter 1
You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.
jem1991 0
friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)
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Comments (109)
Sanrio90 8
Sorry, but YDI for having an 'on and off again boyfriend' and actually thinking he's going to commit. Dumbass.
Armin_fml 0
I know people that do the exact same thing..
DarthExecutor 0
Classic ***** + douchebag combination. YDI
flex_able 0
YDI, you should get over him, i bet the other girl was only on her rag so he had to use you... you are a BOOTY CALL lol not anything more, you have no ties to him so you really shouldnt care.
deaditegirl 0
YDI. "On again off again" usually means "one person getting used for sex," which you definitely were. Get some self esteem and be with someone who treats you with respect.
allstarplayer324 0
I know its hard to break up if you still like them. But break up, on and off again doesn't do anything except hurt you. Take a break and don't have sex with him....
lifeisaplay 0
Why are you letting him use you like that? Move on!
SarlaccBits 0
Yeah… a guy would NEVER lie to sleep with a chick… never… YDI for believing him. Find yourself a guy that actually wants to date only you and not that on/off crap.
Judgejobrown 0
I honestly don't know what you were thinking associating yourself with him anyway. Isn't it common sense that being an on and off girlfriend/boyfriend pretty much just means you're a backup plan when all else fails?
JuuChan 3
LOL @ all the people saying she deserves better and she should dump him, etc. She's using him for sex too. That's why they are on and off again. They can't stand each other but the sex is amazing. And did anyone notice the catergory is sex and not love? There's a difference. Morons.