Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, I went to visit my ex to tell him that we couldn't hang out anymore, since I'm becoming serious with a new guy. He picked me up, tossed me on his bed and had his way with me. It was amazing, so much better than with the new guy. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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Top comments
chefajhatter 1
You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.
jem1991 0
friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)
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Comments (109)
IphaiLyf 0
idk how you could stand knowing that he has another girl to fool around with.. FYL for making a poor choice for a **** buddy.. YDI for believin his lies. smh
PureGold 0
EPIC FAIL. Not just by one post, but 11. wtf?!
genius_man16 1
wait, so the guy gets into trouble because of something he is dreaming now? What the ****?
WarBux 0
A: your a booty call. B: If he was dreaming about sex then you must not have had that good of sex.
bosco_kk 0
Wow..... Lol YDI.
pat1982 0
ture
TheLittlestNinja 0
lol
Eat_Veggies 0
Sad for the cheating... but yay for the thrust, right? o.o
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
lologirl419 0
YDI for having an on-again, off-again boyfriend.
Phillay632 0
This isn't an FML, because you got mind-blowing sex. Fact of the matter is that he was obviously thinking about the "new flame" the entire time, which is why the sex was better than usual. If he hadn't met the "new flame", the sex would've been terrible as usual. I'd say you benefited quite well from this, especially if he is an on again off again boyfriend. I mean, it's not like he went out and cheated on you. If you're going to cry about the "most mind-blowing sex" you've had, then you deserve to be punched in the face. Most of us would be thankful to have mediocre sex, let alone mind-blowing sex. Gosh, it must be lonely up there on your pedestal.
MattGil 0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i agree with #41
sadiesykes 0
lol that is too funny, but i feel bad for you :[
whatastory 0
LMAO no kidding - she's probably the only one who thought the sex was mind-blowing...clearly the guy did NOT.