Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.
PaulB123 11
Go sleep in her room then...
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Comments (101)
bobchickenfart 5
i just wanna say that you are really sweet!(: if that were my sister, i would have probably not let her in, and if i did, i would kick her out if she snored for sure. im heartless lol. i'm sorry OP! maybe you could try earplugs?
l0v3p4in 7
Kick her off the bed. My sister would do that to me. I'd wake up in a daze and crawl back into bed. I'd begin to snore again after a few hours and the same thing would happen. It would go on like this till morning.
alexup24 13
leaving the room would be to hard right
alexup24 13
*too
mccaincracker 6
Go to the couch next time after she falls asleep again :P
jenna_love91 5
Sounds like my sister... I usually just put my iPod on!
Hakando 5
How old is she
ClassyCommando 13
Thanks, 42. I always appreciate it when someone helps me identify what kind of joke I just read. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't told me that was sarcasm. Now what I just said was: A: Situational Irony B: Sarcasm C: Hyperbole D: Innuendo You can do it., 42. I believe in you!
immaMonsta 8
Pour some ice cold water on her to wake her up and kick her out. That may be mean, but hey, at least you wouldn't have to hear her snoring anymore.
amir445 1
go and sleep in her room then!!
yoursistersmom 0
I am the little sister -_- no wonder you only have Chloe
THE_A_TEEN 28
I don't see the resemblence(sp?).