Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.
PaulB123 11
Go sleep in her room then...
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Comments (101)
RogueWarrior869 23
Snoring that badly is a sign of a health problem. She needs to see a doctor. I know because of problems with that in the family. My Grandmother used to sound like a grizzly bear in her sleep.
HunterAlpha1 8
that's very nice of you OP. these are the kinds of things that she will remember years from now and will help prevent her from stealing your boyfriend and/or having an affair with your future husband.
sydneyhorny 0
My sister does the same thing!!!!
zander4310 5
my dog snores like that
TheNinjaBacon 8
Go sneak into her room and sleep on the floor. Better than failing to sleep all night
TheNinjaBacon 8
Or give her a dutch oven she will leave then
SoultheWolf 19
Have your parents get a doctor to check her tonsoles. My little cousin used to have that problem until she got them removed. Because of it I could never sleep in the same room or a room next to hers because I would be awake the entire night.
audreyhykes 2
Give her niquil
ilovedinosawers 17
Weird reference
coolster5000 22
Right now , my sister is sleeping in my room becuase she really wants to and she's snoring like a 50 year old man with two different groundhogs shoved in her nose and throat.