Anonymous
Alarmed
Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML
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sleepless
United States
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Anonymous
United States
When you're in a dream…
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Anonymous
Keep it down
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
M?rignac, France
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Budhvaraddams
Where are you?
Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML
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xxlk4xx 6
I mean just set an alarm on you phone, I usually have multiple super annoying alarms to wake me up in the morning
peterblack67 9
Wake yourself up.
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xxlk4xx 6
I mean just set an alarm on you phone, I usually have multiple super annoying alarms to wake me up in the morning
sarsuela 29
My phone has failed me so perhaps it was the same for him? Perhaps for whatever reasons he doesn't have a phone or an alarm clock? Maybe someone else is sleeping in the same room and alarm would wake that person but sister is able to wake him only? In any way if sister agreed to wake him but didn't it is not his fault.
Ksweety_fml 27
That's wrong and petty. Smh...
peterblack67 9
Wake yourself up.
Inkoseh 31
Don't tell him the one trick alarm clock companies hate!!
rainbowdonnareed 18
Sure you missed class but imagine if she woke you with say pots and pans banging and screaming 😱. Since you can't use an alarm.
mccuish 25
I hate when people ask me to wake them. I always set alarms when I need to wake up
kfchicken 31
people really out here acting like it's OPs fault his sister didn't do him the favor she said she would.