Miscellaneous: Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had...

By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Alarmed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 14:02

Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML

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By wallbanger - 07/02/2010 12:31 - Australia

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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Make it stop

By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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Earthquake

By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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Zzzzzzzz

By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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Chainsaw massacre

By sleepless in sleeplessness - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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fLYinGgoOsE360 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:53

Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.

PaulB123 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:58

Go sleep in her room then...

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yoursistersmom 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 18:47

I am the little sister -_-

hopey123 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:01

That's exactly how my sister is!

meekee 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:09

Probably scared herself with her own snoring

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:25

Lol how to you know?

nabila21 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:33

She could scare monsters herself! But its nice you care :)

karmicsamadi86 9

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:34

Poor thing is probably exhausted!

Guy247bp2 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:35

E: All of the Above

crazyblackchick 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:39

And then, to her horror, OP realized that the snoring was not coming from her sister, but rather the creepy hobo from down the street that had cleverly disquised himself as her sister to be able to finally sleep with his one true love.