Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.
PaulB123 11
Go sleep in her room then...
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Comments (101)
MatheusRajuidas 5
How do you know?
MatheusRajuidas 5
Damn, stupid autocorrect I was meant to type: "Track her back into her room with sandwiches."
THE_A_TEEN 28
How the hell did "Track her back into her room with sandwiches." auto-corrected into "how do you know?" ???
MatheusRajuidas 5
Steve Jobs magics.
MatheusRajuidas 5
With a cold!*
SweetPerfectionn 3
At least you helped her sleep and you were there for her :] that's nice of you.
Blue_berry_594 0
Sucks to suck
5_cole_5 0
I don't understand why people say that OP deserved it? She did a nice thing?
maronofhearts 19
If you're going to do something nice especially for a close family member you shouldn't just turn around and bitch about it. Yeah it was a minor inconvenience to you but it was one night deal with it. If you're just going to complain about doing something nice then don't do it
awwwyeah_png 4
oh boy... relax!
capper44 18
Haha nice Sarcasm lol
SpideyRules 9
That's not your sister snoring. It's the overweight 40 y/o man that lives under your bed...
Jewnut 0
Thats how my sister used to sleep, just be happy you don't regularly share rooms
lainzilla 14
ydi for being judgmental of Snoring Americans, a class of people who have long been subject to humiliation for something they can't control. >:(
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because OP obviously know's about those conditions and her FML about not falling asleep because of that noise is obviously being judgemental to that class of "sleeping americans". Do you want that in that Americans with Disabilities act?
capper44 18
Well get a camera and record the whole event and show her in the morning and tell her if its how she sleeps every time then she cannot have your room next time she gets a nightmare :)