Kids, Relatable and Parents: Crockery story

Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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By mermyth - 28/10/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, my mom came to my room to tell me that there were guests coming over. Five minutes later, she came to my room to scream at me for not doing the dishes, “like she just told me.” When? FML

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Dump the dump

By lily anne - 30/01/2022 02:00

Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML

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Priorities

By unknown - 26/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML

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Cut him some slack

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Nice…

By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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Work work work work

By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00

Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML

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Helpless

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 21:30

Today, I have to cook for her if I don’t want her to live on sweets, remind her to actually eat her food before it goes bad, then clean and put away her dishes. When I ask her to help, she complains that she "can never do it right anyway." My teenage daughter? No, my mom, age 62. FML

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Smithworthy 20

Sunday 23 June 2019 5:14

You could’ve said you were actually going to do them, but we both know parents will always take that as an excuse to save face and not the truth. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished

DoctorSpanx 7

Tuesday 7 April 2020 7:22

Doesn't matter when it was

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Smithworthy 20

Sunday 23 June 2019 5:14

You could’ve said you were actually going to do them, but we both know parents will always take that as an excuse to save face and not the truth. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished

kdmittens 9

Sunday 23 June 2019 10:23

Were you napping in the afternoon or woke up in the morning?? if morning, next time do it before going to bed! Nobody likes to wake up with a sight of dirty kitchen

DoctorSpanx 7

Tuesday 7 April 2020 7:22

Doesn't matter when it was

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 23 June 2019 11:06

sorry, OP

Shah Rozz 5

Sunday 23 June 2019 18:31

Possessive behavior is getting more and more common especially in parents. Why can't they like give freedom of mind. And you can tell her I'm not a robot too. It's ok.

Sady_Ct 37

Sunday 23 June 2019 23:25

Because most of society these days is a bunch of dumb ***** that does need to be told to use their common sense and do things the right way, like putting tide pods in the washing machine instead of their mouths. At the same time parents don’t need to be a bitch about things like this. If more parents put the effort into their kids when they were younger, instead of palming off responsibility for parenting, or wrapping in cotton wool with no red pen, it would hopefully have a herd immunity affect and smarten the all of the younger generations up, instead of the odd one here or there with the sense to use their brain. Like in the good old days. But I doubt this will ever happen again.