Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML
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Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
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MeanBeagle 22
would have been more impressed if they left a treadmill at your desk
britt1033 4
that is absolutely horrid op. your weight is no ones concern but yours.
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Comments (60)
UmmOkThen 31
Aww, I'm so sorry. That is super mean.
ckerane 16
someone could have put them on your desk by accident. dont presume the worst
classicalglass 16
Their loss! You just got free SlimQuick that you don't even need.
tony1891 22
you can always give them back to your coworkers as Christmas gifts.
xleanne_aLly 23
But if it was the work of one individual. OP would get the WTF face and offend the rest of their coworkers.
sylverdrag_fml 9
A. It could have been left on your desk by accident. Some people put their stuff on the nearest desk when they are chit-chatting and forget it. It's not uncommon, and it's quite possible someone will come around looking for them. B. Perhaps someone does care about your health. These pills aren't exactly cheap. Obesity is one of the highest health risk factors. Nobody likes being called fat, but if it is a fair assessment do something about it instead of whining. If it doesn't bug you, ignore it.
itooamscrewed 10
Right? It's like leaving a box of nicotine patches on your desk. When you're ready to quit and get a healthy lifestyle you have a free starter kit!
worldclassrager 39
Let's go with the wrong desk...or it's just starting office pranks... Put someone's stapler in jell-o in revenge (the office)
thesmeagol 22
Or the foam dart turrets. Keeps pesky intruders away.
rocktruckmama 2
I'm guessing you work with a bunch of ignorant douchebags.
morghandi 21
Sounds like workplace harassment.
GirasolNegro 22
I have a friend who used to be chubby, but not too bad... But once she got married she stopped taking care of herself, became very obese and she started having many health problems, including her epileptic seizures returning, so maybe OP's co-workers are actually looking out for her, not trying to be mean.
hard_candy 25
even if it was meant well, waiting for her to leave the room isn't a very kind gesture. it's like OP was being mocked of her weight because it was not done in an honest light.
rocker_chick23 27
Even if the OP is a little overweight, it is none of the co-workers business.
littlekellilee 45
Hey! Free weight loss pills! That's a win in my books, regardless of who put them there. You should be happy your coworkers care about you, even if they're too embarrassed to say anything to your face.