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Delivered

By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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lucasj23 11

Wednesday 9 May 2018 19:13

this is stupid. how do you usually get your lunch to work? I usually go for a bag of some sort not a box.

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lucasj23 11

Wednesday 9 May 2018 19:13

this is stupid. how do you usually get your lunch to work? I usually go for a bag of some sort not a box.

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