Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML
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MeanBeagle 22
would have been more impressed if they left a treadmill at your desk
britt1033 4
that is absolutely horrid op. your weight is no ones concern but yours.
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Comments (60)
rocker_chick23 27
What if OP isn't fat? It is possible that the co-workers are just douchebags.
ratherblunt 6
You are a victim of workplace harrassment. Report it to your HR dept right away. That type of behaviour is inexcuseable.
DenverTyrrell 13
That's horrible! It's not up to them to decide what your weight is, don't listen do what you want!
Goblin182 26
Somewhere in your office one of your co-workers is walking aorund thinking to themselves, "where the hell did I leave my SlimQuick?"
Saraishi 25
Mean and cowardly. FYL for having to work with that type of people.
Headcrab 29
Well your coworkers are asshole. Regardless of whether they are wrong or not. This is very rude.
kaytee343 5
People need to keep there opinions to themselves. They may have been trying to help you without actually saying anything,they have gone to the trouble to buy them for you and don't wan to talk about it because they or you may be embarrassed. That said they really they have no right to make judgement on your weight. Do what you need to do and when you feel you need to do it. Don't do anything on their agenda because only you know when you have they motivation to do it. If there is no motivation nothing will change. Good luck :)
Sakuraashita 15
Plot twist: somewhere one of OP's diet-crazed co-workers is scratching her head and saying, "Now where did I put my $100 supply of slim quick...?" She then goes to post an FML about it but sees this first and realizes what has occurred.
aliciavanham 13
Next day i would bring the biggest cake i could find and eat it in front of everyone.
demonfacee 14
Your weight is none of their business. If they don't like your size, they should suck it up.