Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
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MeanBeagle 22
would have been more impressed if they left a treadmill at your desk
britt1033 4
that is absolutely horrid op. your weight is no ones concern but yours.
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Comments (60)
jdcg116 10
Lol at tony1891. Well said.
Miss_Moody23 19
If you're new to the FML community, I feel I should tell you that you can actually reply to individual comments, just like I have done here. HAVE FUN WITH ALL OF US HERE AT FML!
jdcg116 10
Maybe you need it maybe you do not. As for your coworkers they could have found one person to be civil about it. No couth left in the world. Even sadder my autocorrect can't even spell that correctly.
Lokis_Playmate 2
Damn, that was very rude and inconsiderate. Don't allow anyone else dictate your life and/or life choices. Sorry OP.
skepijohnson 11
That's horrible. Up to you :-)
Guatican 6
For a minute I thought it said Slim Jims and I was all like, "Wtf why are you bitchin" but then I reread it. sorry OP
missursee 17
I would report that sort of behaviour no one deserves to be left items like that!
SydLovesLacey 18
Well shit...
AwkwardKarma 18
At least they showed concern.