By yggiz - 29/08/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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jrojas211 0

so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p

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iSometimes 5

this is silly, but painful. fyl.

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CheezeDetector 0

Ask mommy or daddy to kiss the pain away ... and rethink your use of the term downstairs... it's not appetizing honey :(

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iron_chefITALY 0

because no one likes a bush coming out of their pants

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CheezeDetector 0

#1 .... I agree with your nickname; well deserved young lady :)

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Jonsey92 0

23 - if u looked scene/emo I think u would be sexier then sexy. (in my opinion) :)

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

sorry lol that's not my style. and it's funny you say I look good cuz I took this picture right after I woke up

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Jonsey92 0

Well you're a nature :) you r the definition of (beautiful), if I look up beautiful it will only say (jessi) lol sorry if I sound creeping but I'm kinda of a poet. just like to describe (anything) that comes up in mind! :) I can do better then that but I'll remained anonymous!!

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

well if u really want to know, i'm diggin your picture lol [sarcasm]

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FFML_314 11

Jonsey, that was pathetic.

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Jonsey92 0

haha ouch!! (sarcasm) well I wished I had a posted pic of me but apparently I don't have a camera !! well I'm a Thrasher( I hope you know what's that) I have long curly hair.. custom layers. bangs to my eyes, sides are 10 in and I think my back is 12 Im Mexican, light brown skin.. kinda chubby .. a guitar player and I'm 18 lol (I'm a nervous guy) and I'm sorry if I'm weird

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soccerguy77 0

jonsey92.... Trying to pick up chicks on fml?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Jonsey, for a poet, you don't show much respect for the language. = Only e.e. cummings can get away with using so many illogical punctuation marks without making himself look illogical as well. For the record, the same applies to improper capitalization. I'm partial to the smaller E myself, but I at least enlarge it in my own signature.

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Themistocles_fml 0

For some reason, I had a feeling Jonsey was Mexican.

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Jonsey92 0

well if u guessed I was then good job! if u read my previous messages of me explaining myself then I take it back!! I'm dull at this moment! I'm going to be a senior today and I should be heading to bed about now (1:31 AM) but I'm nervous and I freak out really badly!! I'm just a typical rocker (Thrasher) that likes to speak out and am septic about maybe opinions and speak for myself!! but I'm in a (not do good) situation right now

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JordynnLOL 11

well atleast you know not to now? .. yeah don't do it while sneezing either.

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FMLsohardithurts 0

LMFAO..... you know that how? were u like awake when u were circumcised or something?

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srunano 4

or maybe they were never circumcised and had sex and it ripped???? Who knows could be either of the two lol

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CheezeDetector 0

Thank your parents :D you can do it on my behalf as well ... tell em by the way cheezedetector said that he really appreciates your genes and the fine job you've done :)

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CheezeDetector 0

Alright I think I've overspent my share on publicly hitting on you ... Thanks for playing girl :D

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CheezeDetector 0

And right after you wake up is the most important standard, be happy about it

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