....It's an FML about accidentally cutting himself, you don't have to point out that it's good he's still alive

11, indeed. I have never been bothered about accidentally cutting myself so, it could be fatal if he cut deep enough, that's what I was getting at. Or be sent to the hospital.

It's a razor, the worst that he could is cut some skin off, it's not like it could cut open his jugular vein and make him bleed out

You win this time, 20.

It's common sense...

It seems to me that the OP could use some of Keevarous cheering up, yes? They were already upset and now they are injured. Even though it was not life threatening, it still was not fun, of that I am sure.

Really guys, quit bothering eachother or I'll give you both an FML to post.

Lol... Keevarou is cheery and optimistic, while IDoneBeenHad is too literal and realistic with his thinking. Complete opposites.

keevarou. I bet you give great hugs!!!

Haha no one likes your comments dude the keevster wins again!

You're so positive! :)

Also less skin.

I think this is the more important question here

Mother of god...

I'm gonna say balls.

4 - Their wrists by the looks of things.

#80, That's so not cool. Don't joke about that.

Awh, we have a sensitive person here. how cute! Buck up hoss and stop being a liberal hippy.

Perhaps he was upset about his hair growth shampoo not working and decided it was time to start over. :P

I've never thought to ask Siri that XD