By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML
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tcox1 0

They are legumes, not nuts. Try looking it up before you act so sure of yourself. Just because it has nut in the word does not make it a nut. i.e a starfish is not a fish.

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WankersCramp 0

peanuts are legumes. are you allergic to those.

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fona_bqueen 7

You sound like my brother but why on earth did you apply for that job... wish you the best anyway!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

He might not have applied for the job. Temp agencies and such will "suggest" whatever jobs they think you are qualified for. It's possible that the OP applied with an agency and the only job they could find him was this one.

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j_cat187 19

ill take it but i live 2,000 miles away

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Mjcino 0

1, peanuts are legumes, not nuts. 2, some people are so allergic to peanuts that you can't even talk to them right after eating peanuts or their throats get itchy and start to swell. Then there're the peanut oils likely coating most surfaces...

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Googoo27 12

awww nuts... oh well, hope you can find a job soon

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