Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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Blacksxe
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I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"
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moonmonkeyman
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So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??
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Blacksxe
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I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"
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blackheart24
| 10
Statistics show that more and more people are falling victim to the newest heinous crime: Drive by Peanuting.
Let us pray for the victims.
Let us pray for the victims.
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YoTengoTomatoes
| 7
So, would op rather be shot at than thrown nuts at?
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ClassyCommando
| 13
There's a big difference between "I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!"
and
"I'll bust a nut in yo' ass!"
That...could be misinterpreted. :)
and
"I'll bust a nut in yo' ass!"
That...could be misinterpreted. :)
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Because you would have loved to be worth a bullet, right?
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Guren
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Wait so fuck your life because you would have rather been shot?
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I_Hug_Cats
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At least OP is worth something, even if it is a bag of peanuts...
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ladyLALAA
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Once my housemate and I threw cadbury cream eggs at some protesters.
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22cute
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37 76 96 - fuck your life because you cannot appreciate how funny this FML is.
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alliewillie
| 22
I think so many of these FMLs would be funnier without the addition of the last sentence where the OP attempts a witty or ironic observation. Funnier to just tell the story and let commenters draw their own conclusion!
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
122- those things are delicious! If I were those protesters, I would have stuck around and hoped you threw more at me!
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daisy963
| 4
Oh wow that would of been the funniest thing!!!
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SebastianG
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Who does that? I'm sorry though!..
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waswashere
| 0
Well I mean with the economy and all
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Birdie_Sage
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In that case, wasting food is not good. So pick it up and eat 'em!!
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kbtoyz69
| 9
were they "salty" nuts?
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Brownie101abc
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O.o
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Dajucy1
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It seems one of your eyes is bigger than the other, I'd get that checked out if I were you
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Birdie_Sage
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Your eyes are really pretty today!
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Caitlyn2
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They must have been nutty.
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vampiresam9097
| 5
Thats so punny! Lol!
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vintagemeow
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Too easy, you're better than that
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bioboy725
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They were such goobers.
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PAPERCLIPv2
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You're worth MY bag of nuts ;)
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biggestfan23
| 11
Yea that's not creepy or anything
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phatdaddy62
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I'd say the creepiness was intentional.
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nofearjenshere
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The level of creepiness of the comment goes well with their picture.
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xXxIracebethxXx
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The creepiness has been doubled!
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baseballplaya5
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Man that's nuts
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Philerup31
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Bah dum tss
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Angitia
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I can't seem to figure out how this comment is any better than #5's.
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PYLrulz
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Yeah, I find that odd too. Hell, usually the first pun or two gets thumbed up, then most puns after that usually get trashed
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GirlYouNasty
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This comment is only good because of 59's reply.
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moonmonkeyman
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So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??
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MrSassypants
| 32
I think OP is complaining that s/he got hit with peanuts when instead he could've got hit by nothing.
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ZooMzy
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56- Apparently not if OP is complaining about only being worth a bag of nuts. If there was nothing thrown, OP would complain about being worth nothing.
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yahoowizard
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He'd rather go down gloriously fending off an army of 100 marines singlehandedly, as opposed to only being worth a driveby and a bag of peanuts
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tygerarmy
| 35
Maybe the OP has a nut allergy?
These drive by assassin's are masters of their craft.
These drive by assassin's are masters of their craft.
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bitch_pleez
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Letting autocorrect work its magic
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KiddNYC1O
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Op wants to be worth bullets through his chest lol.
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ChelseaGrin112
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Well, at least they're better than bullets.
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bobbeta30
| 14
Lol I'm thinking of the two peanuts walking in the park, and one of them was "asSALTed" lol I love that joke......... yup.
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hawaiianluv
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Hopefully you aren't allergic...
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leadawg75
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No kidding. That really would've been reckless manslaughter wouldn't of?
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leadawg75
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No kidding. That really would've been reckless manslaughter wouldn't of?
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jbfan23100
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That's the moment when you're supposed to take out your chain-saw and run after them!!
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TheElderTROLLZ
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So you carry a chainsaw with you 24/7?
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ladyLALAA
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Who doesn't!
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jbfan23100
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Aww c'mon I was being sarcastic, do I really deserve downvotes??