Statistics show that more and more people are falling victim to the newest heinous crime: Drive by Peanuting. Let us pray for the victims.

So, would op rather be shot at than thrown nuts at?

There's a big difference between "I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!" and "I'll bust a nut in yo' ass!" That...could be misinterpreted. :)

Because you would have loved to be worth a bullet, right?

Wait so fuck your life because you would have rather been shot?

At least OP is worth something, even if it is a bag of peanuts...

Once my housemate and I threw cadbury cream eggs at some protesters.

37 76 96 - fuck your life because you cannot appreciate how funny this FML is.

I think so many of these FMLs would be funnier without the addition of the last sentence where the OP attempts a witty or ironic observation. Funnier to just tell the story and let commenters draw their own conclusion!

122- those things are delicious! If I were those protesters, I would have stuck around and hoped you threw more at me!

Oh wow that would of been the funniest thing!!!

Well I mean with the economy and all

In that case, wasting food is not good. So pick it up and eat 'em!!

were they "salty" nuts?

It seems one of your eyes is bigger than the other, I'd get that checked out if I were you

Your eyes are really pretty today!

Thats so punny! Lol!

Too easy, you're better than that

They were such goobers.

Yea that's not creepy or anything

I'd say the creepiness was intentional.

The level of creepiness of the comment goes well with their picture.

The creepiness has been doubled!

Bah dum tss

I can't seem to figure out how this comment is any better than #5's.

Yeah, I find that odd too. Hell, usually the first pun or two gets thumbed up, then most puns after that usually get trashed

This comment is only good because of 59's reply.

I think OP is complaining that s/he got hit with peanuts when instead he could've got hit by nothing.

56- Apparently not if OP is complaining about only being worth a bag of nuts. If there was nothing thrown, OP would complain about being worth nothing.

He'd rather go down gloriously fending off an army of 100 marines singlehandedly, as opposed to only being worth a driveby and a bag of peanuts

Maybe the OP has a nut allergy? These drive by assassin's are masters of their craft.

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Op wants to be worth bullets through his chest lol.

Lol I'm thinking of the two peanuts walking in the park, and one of them was "asSALTed" lol I love that joke......... yup.

No kidding. That really would've been reckless manslaughter wouldn't of?

No kidding. That really would've been reckless manslaughter wouldn't of?

So you carry a chainsaw with you 24/7?

Who doesn't!

Aww c'mon I was being sarcastic, do I really deserve downvotes??