I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

Statistics show that more and more people are falling victim to the newest heinous crime: Drive by Peanuting. Let us pray for the victims.

So, would op rather be shot at than thrown nuts at?

There's a big difference between "I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!" and "I'll bust a nut in yo' ass!" That...could be misinterpreted. :)

Because you would have loved to be worth a bullet, right?

Wait so fuck your life because you would have rather been shot?

At least OP is worth something, even if it is a bag of peanuts...

Once my housemate and I threw cadbury cream eggs at some protesters.

37 76 96 - fuck your life because you cannot appreciate how funny this FML is.

I think so many of these FMLs would be funnier without the addition of the last sentence where the OP attempts a witty or ironic observation. Funnier to just tell the story and let commenters draw their own conclusion!

122- those things are delicious! If I were those protesters, I would have stuck around and hoped you threw more at me!

Oh wow that would of been the funniest thing!!!

Who does that? I'm sorry though!..

Well I mean with the economy and all

In that case, wasting food is not good. So pick it up and eat 'em!!

were they "salty" nuts?

O.o

It seems one of your eyes is bigger than the other, I'd get that checked out if I were you

Your eyes are really pretty today!

They must have been nutty.

Thats so punny! Lol!

Too easy, you're better than that

They were such goobers.

You're worth MY bag of nuts ;)

Yea that's not creepy or anything

I'd say the creepiness was intentional.

The level of creepiness of the comment goes well with their picture.

The creepiness has been doubled!

Man that's nuts

Bah dum tss

I can't seem to figure out how this comment is any better than #5's.

Yeah, I find that odd too. Hell, usually the first pun or two gets thumbed up, then most puns after that usually get trashed

This comment is only good because of 59's reply.

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

I think OP is complaining that s/he got hit with peanuts when instead he could've got hit by nothing.

56- Apparently not if OP is complaining about only being worth a bag of nuts. If there was nothing thrown, OP would complain about being worth nothing.

He'd rather go down gloriously fending off an army of 100 marines singlehandedly, as opposed to only being worth a driveby and a bag of peanuts

Once someone threw a soggy pear at me from a moving vehicle and it splattered right in my groin. To be honest, I commend them on their gloriously-aimed victory. I'm of the philosophy that if someone can hit me in the groin from that distance, then by all means, bombard me freely, masterful assassin! But if you miss... well, woe betide you.

Maybe the OP has a nut allergy? These drive by assassin's are masters of their craft.

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Op wants to be worth bullets through his chest lol.

Well, at least they're better than bullets.

Lol I'm thinking of the two peanuts walking in the park, and one of them was "asSALTed" lol I love that joke......... yup.

Hopefully you aren't allergic...

No kidding. That really would've been reckless manslaughter wouldn't of?

No kidding. That really would've been reckless manslaughter wouldn't of?

That's the moment when you're supposed to take out your chain-saw and run after them!!

So you carry a chainsaw with you 24/7?

Who doesn't!

Aww c'mon I was being sarcastic, do I really deserve downvotes??